*Pretend stand up* So my boyfriend got me this handmade coffee soap. If it not for the fact that we're both vegetarians, I'd imagine this as the secondary breakfast item people craze about. Bacon. I'd be lathering myself up in lard. *cuts to Herbal Essences style ad* Oh yes baby!
http://theartistrose.tumblr.com/post/119150609003/my-newest-joke
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